seen at the thrifts this morning:
a giant plastic golden key
seven televisions
four bamboo parasols
thirteen danielle steele novels
thirty-five pairs of rubber turquoise flip flops
a brass turtle holding a pair of salt and pepper shakers
an unfinished cross stitch piece
jimmy swaggart on vinyl
the shooter's bible, 103rd edition (not even kidding)
a bubblegum pink beanbag, primarily beanless
a sketchbook with the word HELLO scribbled in pencil on every single one of the first thirty-three pages
(yes of course I bought that sketchbook)