foods I can no longer keep in the house as I cannot be trusted not to eat them, whether slowly, over the course of a few weeks or in five minutes while standing in front of the refrigerator like a child:
jars of lemon curd
readymade refrigerated pie crust
chicken in a biscuit crackers
leftover desserts of any kind
cans of reddi-wip whipped cream
palmetto cheese, which is just pimento cheese with soul, or so the label tells me
boursin cheese
boursin cheese
boursin cheese forever
really, I cannot be trusted
